Well, I haven't really checked in for a while

But this is what I've been playing with when I get the chance:

SLYTHERIN! You scored 52% Slytherin, 28% Ravenclaw, 36% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!

Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, These cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends. Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Slytherin You scored higher than 99% on Ravenclaw You scored higher than 99% on Gryffindor You scored higher than 99% on Hufflepuff

Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test